Chris has been smuggling entertainment nuggets in his cranium for a long time. Some have started to spoil. Ignore the smell or at least pretend to. Chris has this idea that he should write this biography in 3rd person. Where did he get this idea. Chris has several friends on Live Journal who will post very silly things very soon. Chris hopes you are all amused by this. Chris exudes an aura of stern love, true optimism and manly competance. You may call him Cap'n.